Posts Tagged ‘ late night ’

Late night YouTube once again

I should be in bed.I know this.So stop judging me because I know already.Straight up this is a pretty long video but I remember the day I watched it I couldn’t breathe for laughing. Another great example of how the simple things make me happy.Just watch it.Its worth it 😉

Another late night…

If you don’t know,every night for me is a late night.So YouTube is a friend of mine.

I miss Lauryn!She could break your heart and mend it all in the same song. As a little brown skinned girl I clung to the very idea of Lauryn Hill as soon as I saw the “Killing Me Softly” video. It wasn’t even cute to be a regular brown skinned girl until Lauryn. We didn’t get any love until “The Miseducation”. I spent a good chunk of the late 90’s wanting to be Lauryn.Dressed in all white at the Grammys, standing next to Whoopi Goldberg singing “Joyful Joyful” *sighs* Oh Lauryn where did you go?!

I want her back for selfish reasons.Its just not fair that her kids are getting such great lullabies and I’m still awake =)

Things that make me happy during late nights

GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER! Ya nasty….

Sometimes when I’m bored or sad I go watch these.They’re funny and thought provoking.But mostly just cool after you get the message.

Are those bad?Bad because they show cartoons in (safe) sexual situations? Should we all just run around pretending like sex doesn’t exist? Oh…well you let me know how that works out for you.

Meanwhile whats with the crazy positions in some of these?LOL Clearly I haven’t been stretching right.Not that this applies to me in any way…I mean I don’t even have genitalia.Just a smooth area down there.Ok,the hour is affecting my sensibilty.Or is it? Wrap it up people =)

Oh yea…I don’t own these videos.I got them from YouTube so ummm nobody sue me ok?That would really suck.No pun intended.

Mo’Nique has a show?

If you don’t know who Mo’Nique is…stop reading this.Also find your nearest bridge.Don’t jump,but think about how bad it would hurt so you know better next time.

 When I started seeing the commercials this summer for the Mo’Nique’s new talk show I was pretty excited. There aren’t enough representations of real women on TV.Real women who aren’t afraid to be loud and show flaws. Women who are less concerned with being pretty and more interested in having an interesting and funny conversation. So needless to say I was going to check it out. Then I remembered…no BET in Ottawa (a blog for another time). So along with missing re runs of “The Game” and “Sister Sister” I wouldn’t be able to see this new show. Sad day.

But then, a day after the premiere Fall Break came and I got a chance to see Mo’Nique in action. She has a nice set up, open and interactive, all that you would expect from a former host of  the Apollo. A colorful back drop and comfortable Oprah esque couches, none of that late night talk show host behind a desk stuff. So we were off to a good start, cool opening music, a nice funny dance off with her sidekick, and Mo’Nique in a very cute purple dress. Thus far, I approve.

Hol’ up hol up! Mo’Nique I’m happy for you and I’mma let you finish but Aresenio had the best Black late night show of all time! OF ALL TIME!!!

I had to do it….ok back  business

Lets just list out the good and bad.

Bad: Mo’Nique yells a lot. I suppose she has always done that in her comedy act but somehow it seems ridiculously less appropriate in this setting.Its a ridiculous misuse of inside,outside voice but its Mo’Nique so no one says ANYTHING(!!!)

 Good: She has really nice teeth so when her mouth is open wide there is no yuck mouth factor. See? Silver lining.

Bad: Mo’Nique might be too famous.She knows a lot of people so  sometimes when guests come on she doesn’t seem to be interviewing them but talking with an old friend.

Good: She is familiar with her guests and there is no real awkward factor. She isn’t afraid of anyone and breaks that barrier quickly and in an easy fashion that leaves no time for uncomfortable body language. (See how those last two sound the same but different? You think its easy but it’s not)

So all in all I think this show is a good thing and over time Mo’Nique will work out the kinks and I’m sure a second season will bring a bigger budget and an even better set. I can’t personally support it the way that I would like to and know that I need to in order to keep positive (for the most part) representations of women, and especially Black women on TV. But that isn’t my fault.Its because there is no BET in Ottawa.Not that I’m bitter or anything.

So wrap your arms around yourself and squeeze real tight. You have ALL just been hugged. Now everybody on the stage and dance!

If you don’t know what that’s about…you probably never will unless you can YouTube it or something because you know,there is no BET in Ottawa.Just saying……